Vampire Cat!

With the exception of costumed children, no creature is more ravenous for candy than the vampire cat. It roams urban neighbourhoods, scrounging for sweets, be they discarded raisin Glosettes, half-eaten and melted freezies, or donut crumbs. These scavengers band together in an effort to suck the saccharin from their surroundings, by any means.

Upon Halloween night, for example, they’ve been known to stack-up, shoulder upon shoulder, under a cape, don a mask, and attempt to imitate tricker-treating human children. Usually, though, their addition of “meow” between ever other word gives away the ruse!



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