Dystopian Farty Mermaid

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The Dystopian Farty Mermaid is a rare creature of our polluted seas. It uses its large eye to search the Great Pacific garbage patch for its favourite delicacy: discarded water bottles. Scientists are struggling to identify how it’s able to convert plastic into oxygen-rich flatulence, which it uses both as propulsion and for defense against predators. Often mistaken for giant Sunfish, sailors of old would attempt to spear them; however, unlike Sunfish, the┬áDystopian Farty Mermaid can escape quickly with one toot from their rocket-like engine.



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